Classic crew neck. Long sleeves. Flat hem. It's the silhouette of someone who’s stopped explaining themselves. Soft fleece inside, hard exterior outside — like you, but with fewer trust issues.
Wear it layered under your anxieties or solo as a statement of minimalist resistance. Side-seamed for structure, double-stitched for endurance, and tightly knit to match your social defences. Comes with a self-fabric patch on the back — a mystery feature you’ll pretend was intentional.
• 100% cotton face – softness you don’t deserve • 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: slightly more regret) • Fabric weight: 288.2 g/m² – thick enough to feel like a hug, but not from someone you know • 3-end fleece – like 3-day existential spirals • Side-seamed – because shape still matters, apparently • Ribbed collar, cuffs, hem – all the rings of containment • Blank product sourced from Pakistan – born into chaos, just like you
Disclaimer: Runs small. Like ambition in late capitalism. Order a size up unless you enjoy suffering.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
