Mercia Royale Socks

The “Barely Holding It Together” Socks

Comfortable enough to make you question your other life choices. These crew-length foot wraps feature a cushioned bottom for padding against both impact and emotional fallout. Black foot, bold leg — a classic combo for the terminally online and the permanently tired.

The artwork won’t fade. You, however, might.

• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex – a molecular cocktail of denial and stretch
• Cushioned bottom – because the floor is unforgiving
• Ribbed leg – tight enough to remind you you’re alive
• Crew length – mid-calf, mid-crisis
• Blank product sourced from China – assembled under the vague hum of global supply chains

Dress your feet like they’ve seen things. Because they have.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

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