Soft. Lightweight. Form-fitting. Like denial, but wearable. This T-shirt clings to your torso the way late capitalism clings to relevance — gently, desperately, and with suspicious optimism.
A minimalist staple for any wardrobe that’s tired of pretending. Pre-shrunk, unlike your expectations. Wear it to a protest, a picnic, or while doomscrolling under fluorescent lights.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather Grey contains 10% borrowed time) • Fabric weight: 145.8 g/m² — light enough to float, heavy enough to remind you it's there • 32 singles — that’s thread, not your dating prospects • Pre-shrunk for your convenience, not your conscience • Blank product sourced from places with names you recognise but probably couldn’t point to on a map
Suitable for layering, languishing, or looking like you still participate in linear time.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
