Mercia Royale Shaker pint glass

The “Shattered Expectations” Pint Glass

For beer, cocktails, or whatever’s keeping you upright. This 16 oz shaker glass serves both as a vessel and a metaphor — simple, durable, and occasionally flawed. Use it for drinks, use it for mixing, use it to stare into while wondering where it all went wrong.

Crafted from glass and disillusionment. Not dishwasher safe — like any of your coping mechanisms.

• Glass material – clear, cold, unforgiving
• 16 oz capacity – full, but never enough
• Handmade from natural materials – meaning it may come pre-haunted with bubbles and dots
• Doubles as a mixing glass – for drinks or dangerous ideas
• Product sourced from China – globalised glass with local despair

Disclaimer: Tiny imperfections may exist. Just like in people. But at least this one holds liquid.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

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