Mercia Royale Rocks glass

The “Unprocessed Feelings” Rocks Glass

Classic, weighty, unapologetic — this is the glass you reach for when the evening calls for something stronger than small talk. Built for whiskey, cocktails, or whatever else numbs the sting without raising eyebrows.

Thick glass. No frills. No apologies. Just enough heft to remind you you’re still holding on.

• Glass material – solid, unlike your boundaries
• Volume: 10.5 oz – enough to forget, not enough to forgive
• Height: 3.4″ – compact, like your tolerance
• Diameter: 3.2″ – fits neatly into regret
• Blank product sourced from the United States – make of that what you will

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Neither are your unresolved issues. Hand-wash with care and mild existential dread.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.