Mercia Royale Premium pique polo shirt

The “Still Pretending It’s Fine” Polo

Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton and precisely none of your delusions. This classic fit polo clings to your fading sense of structure like a last-minute apology at a family reunion. The ribbed collar whispers “dignity” while the tone-on-tone 3-button placket screams “I used to care.”

Perfect for sports, if that still exists, or daily survival in the crumbling remnants of polite society. Side slits for ease of escape. A spare button tucked inside, because nothing says preparedness like minor redundancy.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (Grey Melange is 85% denial, 15% viscose)
• Fabric weight: 210 g/m² – heavier than your existential fatigue
• Ribbed collar to keep your head up, literally, if not emotionally
• Straight hem with side slits, for tactical evasion or brisk exits
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, by people who’ve probably stopped asking questions

Available exclusively to those who’ve embraced the void and still want to look sharp doing it.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

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