A long-sleeved shirt: because bare arms are a luxury reserved for optimists. Classic fit, ribbed cuffs, and just enough structure to pretend you tried. Wear it to casual gatherings you didn’t want to attend, or meetings where everyone’s already spiritually dead.
Made from 100% cotton (unless it’s grey, in which case capitalism added 10% polyester just because it could). Pre-shrunk — unlike your dreams. The collar’s seamless, unlike your week, and it’s been quarter-turned so you don’t walk around with a central crease, like some sort of peasant.
• 100% cotton (Sport Grey contains 10% synthetic apathy) • Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs – professional cosiness • Pre-shrunk jersey knit – because control is an illusion • Seamless double-needle collar – elegance for the disillusioned • Double-needle hem – double the thread, not the hope • Taped neck and shoulders – stitched together better than you • Quarter-turned – symmetry matters when everything else falls apart
Disclaimer: The White variant may look off-white. Just like your outlook.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
