Mercia Royale Leather Bomber Jacket

The “Don’t Ask Where I Was Last Night” Jacket

If time had a uniform, this would be it. A leather jacket — the kind that doesn’t ask questions and doesn’t answer them either. Crafted from 100% PU leather, which is essentially plastic with a superiority complex, this piece works whether you’re dressing down, showing off, or disappearing entirely.

It’s regular fit, because nothing about this life is slim. Rib-knit banding clings like regret, while pockets — plural — await secrets, receipts, or the occasional smuggled truth.

• Outside: 100% polyurethane – faux leather, real attitude
• Lining: 60% cotton, 40% polyester – warm, like a bad idea
• Embroidery backing: 100% rayon – because branding is performance
• Fabric weight: 359 g/m² – heavier than most conversations
• Regular fit – because “tailored” is a lie
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs, hem – lockdowns for your limbs
• Side pockets – hands, snacks, unresolved trauma
• Utility pocket on the sleeve – for tools, vices, or vengeance
• Hidden zipper inside the back – for... reasons
• Blank product sourced from China – and probably haunted

Pair with sunglasses, bad decisions, and an alibi.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

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