High-profile fit for low-effort resistance. Structured like your schedule used to be. This five-panel snapback features a green undervisor — a small act of defiance disguised as colour.
Made from 100% cotton twill, because natural fibres pair well with unnatural moods. Sewn eyelets for passive ventilation. Snapback closure so you can keep adjusting when everything else stays broken.
• 100% cotton twill – organic in material, not in mood • Structured – unlike your belief system • Five panel – more panels than you have plans • High profile – for when subtlety is dead • Green undervisor – not quite camouflage, just attitude • Sewn eyelets – let the nothingness breathe • Snapback closure – commitment-free fastening for commitment-free living
Wear it forward. Or backward. Either way, it's not listening.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
