Lady Neonvale Yoga Leggings

The “Neonvale Conduit” Leggings

Soft. Stretchy. Slightly unhinged. These yoga leggings are made for bending, stretching, and surviving the slow apocalypse in style. Crafted from smooth microfiber yarn with four-way stretch — because your reality bends in more than one direction.

A raised waistband offers containment. Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing, for those who still believe in craftsmanship amidst collapse. Ideal for yoga, combat pilates, or simply lying dramatically on cold floors.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex – engineered elasticity
• Four-way stretch – moves with you, tolerates your nonsense
• Smooth microfiber yarn – soft enough to forget
• Raised waistband – supports your core and your decisions
• Precision-cut, hand-sewn – made by hands, worn by survivors

Disclaimers:
• Inner-layer details may subtly show through in lighter prints — like secrets on your aura.
• Avoid rough surfaces. These leggings, much like you, are not built for abrasion.

Pull them on. Channel the chaos. Become Neonvale.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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