Lady Neonvale Women’s cropped windbreaker

The “Storm Petal” Cropped Windbreaker – Lady Neonvale Edition

Wander into chaos dressed like a cursed orchid. This cropped windbreaker is lightweight, water-resistant, and vaguely threatening — the perfect companion for hikes, escapes, or ritual meadowside confrontations.

With breathable mesh lining to keep your inner climate bearable, side-slit pockets for emergency hexes, and adjustable drawcords for tailoring your silhouette to the weather or your mood. Rain won’t touch you. Opinions neither.

• 100% polyester – artificially perfect
• Breathable mesh lining – keeps you cool in all forms of confrontation
• Water-resistant – repels rain, and most social contact
• Elastic cuffs – containment with style
• Adjustable drawcords – waist and hood, your terms
• Half-zip front – because full commitment is overrated
• Side-slit pockets – for hands, snacks, or secrets
• Blank product sourced from China – manufactured for mythmaking

Throw it on. Defy the forecast. Welcome to Neonvale.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—China
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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