Lady Neonvale Women’s athletic shoes

The “Mood Override” Trainers – Lady Neonvale Edition

Boost your mood? Unlikely. But these ultralight trainers will at least keep your feet from revolting during another relentless day of pretending everything’s fine. Breathable, padded, and quietly aggressive, they’re built for movement—whether that's errands, workouts, or existential flight.

Flyknit body, EVA rubber sole, and matching laces to give your spiral some structure. Lightweight enough to forget you’re wearing them. Heavy enough to leave a mark.

• 100% polyester ultralight flyknit – light, but not lighthearted
• EVA rubber outsole – grounded despite your thoughts
• Breathable lining – air in, emotions out
• Soft insole & padded collar – comfort layered with doubt
• Lace-up front – fasten your façade
• Matching soles & laces – floral cohesion
• Sourced from China – manufactured intent

Disclaimers:
• Outsole pattern varies by size – dots or stripes, same descent.
• Glue smell upon arrival – industrial authenticity. It fades. You won’t.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, mercury, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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