Lady Neonvale Unisex Sweatshirt

The “Containment Bloom” Sweatshirt – Lady Neonvale Edition

An all-over printed fever dream, precision-cut and hand-sewn like it’s holding back prophecy. With a cotton-feel face and a soft brushed fleece interior, this sweatshirt lures you in with comfort before detonating into full-spectrum floral madness.

Built to last. Meant to haunt. The unisex fit keeps things ambiguous, the overlock seams keep things together — unlike you.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex – reborn from synthetic remorse
• Fabric weight: 308 g/m² – substantial enough to anchor your spirals
• Cotton-feel exterior – soft like seduction
• Brushed fleece interior – dangerously comforting
• Unisex fit – your gender doesn’t matter here
• Overlock seams – stitched for survival
• Blank components sourced from China – printed with noise and nectar

Put it on. Look unapproachable. Feel magnificent.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 95% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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