Lady Neonvale Unisex Hoodie

The “Bloom Cocoon” Hoodie – Lady Neonvale Edition

Unisex. Unbothered. Unraveling. This hoodie wraps you in synthetic warmth and visual excess, with a soft cotton-feel exterior and brushed fleece interior that feels like denial with a zipper. Vibrant prints bloom across both sides of the double-lined hood, because subtlety was never part of the pact.

Relaxed fit for chilly evenings, private revolutions, or casual public withdrawal. Drawstrings for when you need to pull yourself together — literally.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex – warm regret
• Fabric weight: 308 g/m² – heavy enough to matter
• Cotton-feel exterior – comfort in disguise
• Brushed fleece interior – soft like false hope
• Double-lined hood with print inside and out – duality engaged
• Unisex fit – built for all bodies, and none
• Drawstrings – tension management
• Overlock seams – reinforced for collapse
• Components sourced from Mexico, Poland, and China – globally compiled insulation

Disclaimer:
Double-layered areas may reveal faint inner design echoes — like past decisions that still show through.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 95% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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