Lady Neonvale Skater Skirt

The “Spiral Bloom” Skater Skirt – Lady Neonvale Edition

Soft, stretchy, and suspiciously flattering, this mid-thigh skater skirt delivers peak Neonvale energy: floral chaos in motion. The flared cut offers the illusion of innocence, while the elastic waistband says “I’m here to spiral, but comfortably.”

Made with smooth polyester-spandex blend that hugs like a lie and moves like a rumour. Overlock seams and a coverstitched hemline ensure structural integrity, even if you don’t have any.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex – bloomproof blend
• Fabric weight: 230 g/m² – light enough to float, thick enough to fight
• Smooth, elastic fabric – whispers against the skin, screams in colour
• Mid-thigh length – respectful-ish
• Elastic waistband – for dance, combat, or collapse
• Overlock seams, coverstitch hemline – stitched like a secret
• Components sourced globally: US/Mexico from China, EU from China/Lithuania – assembled by fate

Put it on. Twirl with menace. You're in Neonvale now.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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