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Lady Neonvale Recycled long-sleeve crop top

Lady Neonvale Recycled long-sleeve crop top

Regular price £37.50 GBP
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The “Neonvale Interference” Crop Top

Engineered for movement, designed for collapse. This long-sleeve crop top from the Lady Neonvale collection is made from recycled polyester and elastane — so you can look radioactive while feeling mildly responsible. Whether you're swimming through post-human oceans, running from your inbox, or doing absolutely nothing in athleisure cosplay, this top is ready.

Tight fit. Double-layered waist. Tear-away label, because commitment is terrifying. UPF 50+ to protect your mortal coil from solar judgement.

• Europe: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane – stylish penance
• Fabric weight EU: 230 g/m² – soft armour
• US: 81% REPREVE® recycled polyester, 19% LYCRA® XTRA LIFE™ – sounds expensive, feels like resilience
• Fabric weight US: 255 g/m² – slightly heavier, like your aura
• UPF 50+ – protection from sunlight and scrutiny
• Cropped fit – because subtlety is dead
• Wide, double-layered waistline – containment, but cute
• Raglan sleeves – for reaching, running, regretting
• Tear-away care label – remove responsibility at will
• Size up if you’re between sizes – tightness is metaphysical
• Components sourced from Spain (EU) or Colombia (US) – internationally fabricated delusion

Wear it when you want to look like you're trying, but mostly just surviving in high resolution. Welcome back to Neonvale.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 88% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 31 ½ 23 ⅝ 33 ⅞
XS 33 ⅛ 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37
M 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 39 ⅜ 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 42 ½ 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 45 ⅝ 37 ¾ 48
3XL 48 ⅞ 41 51 ⅛
4XL 52 44 ⅛ 54 ⅜
5XL 55 ⅛ 47 ¼ 57 ½
6XL 58 ¼ 50 ⅜ 60 ⅝
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 80 60 86
XS 84 64 90
S 88 68 94
M 92 72 98
L 100 80 106
XL 108 88 114
2XL 116 96 122
3XL 124 104 130
4XL 132 112 138
5XL 140 120 146
6XL 148 128 154
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