Lady Neonvale Recycled high-waisted bikini

The “Bloom Siren” Bikini – Lady Neonvale Edition

Too easy to fall for. Too bold to ignore. This double-layered bikini set turns beach days into performance art — saturated in synthetic florals and stitched with questionable intentions.

Comfortable enough for all-day lounging, seductive enough for strategic chaos. Removable padding allows you to modulate your illusion. Tear-away label, because commitment is seasonal.

• EU: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane – guilt-wrapped glamour
• US: 81% REPREVE®, 19% LYCRA® XTRALIFE – resilience disguised as swimwear
• Fabric weight EU: 230 g/m² | US: 255 g/m² – floats without fleeing
• Double-layered – non-reversible, like most of your decisions
• Removable padding – illusion is optional
• Tear-away care label – erase the evidence
• Zig-zag stitching – controlled chaos
• Components sourced globally – Spain, Germany, Colombia, Taiwan, et al.

Put it on. Command the shore. Bloom where nothing should grow.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 88% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, azo dyes, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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