Lady Neonvale Recycled bandeau bikini

The “Radiant Drown” Bandeau Bikini – Lady Neonvale Edition

Made for poolside posing, sun-soaked apathy, and floating through your own melodrama. This bandeau bikini is soft, stretchy, and shaped for seductive indifference. Strapless top. V-cut bottom. High legs. Higher delusion.

Whether you’re basking, drifting, or plotting in silence, this set moves with you — and looks devastating while doing it.

• EU: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane – eco-guilt, reimagined
• US: 81% REPREVE®, 19% LYCRA® XTRALIFE – future fabric for past mistakes
• Fabric weight EU: 230 g/m² | US: 255 g/m² – lightweight but loaded
• UPF 50+ – solar resistance included
• Soft, moisture-wicking – for when you're glowing or sweating
• Strapless bandeau – shoulder freedom, consequence pending
• V-cut, high leg bikini bottom – more leg, less logic
• OEKO-TEX 100 & GRS certified – morally ambiguous, legally sound

Sunbathe like you’ve never cried in a hotel bathroom. Neonvale awaits.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 Years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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