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Lady Neonvale Crossbody bag
Lady Neonvale Crossbody bag
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The “Petal Armour” Crossbody – Lady Neonvale Edition
Hands-free, emotionally full. This crossbody bag is compact chaos control, crafted from premium faux leather and lined with dark intentions. Grey hardware. Zip-top closure. Multiple interior pockets — because clutter is a state of mind.
Day-to-night convertible with adjustable wrist and shoulder straps. Wear it across your body like a manifesto. Or delicately by the wrist, like a warning.
• Outer: faux leather – ethical gloss
• Lining: 100% polyester – inner gloom
• Dimensions: 11″ × 8″ × 1.5″ – small but suspicious
• Dark grey hardware – like your humour
• Zip-top closure – no entry without intent
• Interior zip & slip pockets – secrets have compartments
• Adjustable, removable straps – function with flair
• Strap drop: 14″–27″ – choose your tether
Hold everything. Reveal nothing. Neonvale is watching.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Hands-free, emotionally full. This crossbody bag is compact chaos control, crafted from premium faux leather and lined with dark intentions. Grey hardware. Zip-top closure. Multiple interior pockets — because clutter is a state of mind.
Day-to-night convertible with adjustable wrist and shoulder straps. Wear it across your body like a manifesto. Or delicately by the wrist, like a warning.
• Outer: faux leather – ethical gloss
• Lining: 100% polyester – inner gloom
• Dimensions: 11″ × 8″ × 1.5″ – small but suspicious
• Dark grey hardware – like your humour
• Zip-top closure – no entry without intent
• Interior zip & slip pockets – secrets have compartments
• Adjustable, removable straps – function with flair
• Strap drop: 14″–27″ – choose your tether
Hold everything. Reveal nothing. Neonvale is watching.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalate level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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