Lady Neonvale Bodycon Dress

The Lady Neonvale Dress

Loud. Lurid. Unapologetically unstable. This fitted dress isn't just a garment — it's a full-scale visual assault wrapped in soft microfiber yarn. Painted in the sacred chaos of Lady Neonvale, where tropical florals flirt with nuclear aftermath, it clings in all the right places and none of the expected ones.

The four-way stretch allows for movement — whether you're striding through a ruined cityscape or dramatically exiting a brunch you regret attending. Smooth. Electric. Slightly cursed.

• 82% polyester, 18% spandex – synthetic, seductive, survivable
• Fabric weight: 230 g/m² – heavy enough to matter, light enough to flee
• Microfiber yarn – soft like denial, strong like conviction
• Four-way stretch – for your full range of questionable decisions
• Blank components sourced from China – printed with wrath and radiance

Wear it. Glow violently. Pretend you’re in control. Welcome to Neonvale.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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