Lady Neonvale All-over print bandana

The “Signal Bloom” Bandana – Lady Neonvale Edition

A square of rebellion. Wear it on your head, neck, arm, or soul. This all-over print bandana radiates soft defiance in every fold — breathable, lightweight, and steeped in Neonvale bloom. Style it however you please: as an accessory, a statement, or a quiet threat.

Made from recycled polyester with UPF50+ protection, because even your fabric should guard against the end times. Also available for pets. Because why should humans hoard all the floral chaos?

• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester – woven guilt
• Fabric weight: 100 g/m² – light as denial
• Moisture-wicking, breathable – for heated exits
• Single-sided print – all bloom, no mercy
• Double-folded edges – crisp under pressure
• Multifunctional – headband, necktie, armband, altar cloth
• UPF50+ – shields you from the sun and scrutiny
• OEKO-TEX and GRS certified – certified chaos
• Components sourced from China – globally stitched symbolism

Note: Small size fits small pets. Humans require medium or large — emotionally and literally.

This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.

We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.

Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—China
- Dyeing—China
- Manufacturing—Latvia
• Contains 65% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, Azo dye, formaldehyde, phthalates, BPA, and mercury level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mercia Royale and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at . or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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