Inject a little colour into your emotional greyscale with this 20 oz stainless steel tumbler — for those who prefer their beverages insulated and their feelings repressed. Comes with a straw, a lid, and absolutely no answers.
Built for sips of caffeine, chaos, or denial. Just don’t tip it over — like your life, it’s not leak-proof.
• High-grade stainless steel, unlike your inner structure
• 20 oz (600 ml) — just enough to pretend you're coping
• Size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm) — a hand-sized cry for help
• Straw and lid included — containment optional
• Sourced in China, printed in the US, spiritually from the void
Disclaimer:
• Not microwave or dishwasher safe. Handle it like your trauma: gently and by hand.
• Not leak-proof. Keep upright — like your spine during difficult conversations.
This product doesn’t exist until you ask for it. Like hope. Or functional government. We summon it from the abyss the moment you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive — patience is a virtue, or at least a mildly effective coping mechanism.
We don’t do bulk. We don’t do waste. We do exactly what’s needed, when it’s needed. Because the planet’s dying and we’d rather not speed things up just to shave off 48 hours.
Thanks for choosing not to contribute to the landfill cult. Your restraint is noted by the gods of late capitalism.
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| 20 oz |
7 ¼ |
4 |
2 ¾ |
10 |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| 20 oz |
18.3 |
10.2 |
7.1 |
25.4 |
