Emo Water

Emo Water is not just a drink. It’s a moment of unresolved emotion, bottled.
Crafted for those who feel too much and hydrate too little, each unit is filtered through abandoned mixtapes and cooled under clouded judgement.

Available in three unlabelled variants, Still, Sparkling, and Sobbing, Emo Water adapts to your mood without asking you to explain it. The bottle is minimalist. The flavour is mood. The experience is entirely your own.

Every drop is sourced from beneath rain-drenched underpasses and ethically infused with wistful glances, late-night text drafts, and the minor key of your favourite forgotten song.

Recommended Use:

• Alone, at night, in silence
• During late-stage introspection
• While editing a playlist titled “I’m Fine”
• Accompanied by dramatic lighting and unresolved memories

Contents:

• Emotional hydration
• Echoes of regret
• Zero calories
• No closure

Consume as directed. Or dramatically. That choice is yours.